What to Wear: Winter Exams 2016

To fail in style, or to show off your inner torment…

Dress for comfort or dress for class; it won’t affect your final grade.

1. Pyjamas 

Photo: Victoria’s Secret

Clothes are meant to show the world who you are, and who you would like to be. In this case, you are someone who would rather be in bed. Be it a matching lace set from Victoria’s Secret or the classic T-shirt and boxer combination, you will surely be the most comfortable person in the Sports Hall.

Unfortunately, pyjamas are rarely known for their warmth. Unless you accessorise with a wool robe, you may go the way of the Little Match Girl somewhere along North Haugh.

2. Onesie 

Photo: Paul Webb

For the type of person who wants to wear pyjamas, but also wants to be in your face about it. Bonus points if it’s a snuggie.

3. Red Gown

Photo: University of St Andrews

Many people would view this as a Yik Yak joke gone too far, but red gowns rival pyjamas in their comfort. Do take heed: It is an academic sin to wash a gown. Depending on how many pier walks you’ve participated in, that could mean a lot of sweat buildup.

4. Suit 

Photo: The Idle Man

All the better for your post-exam victory Snapchat, “failing in style” has never been more relevant. While you will look ridiculous, you will feel awesome. Even as the sweat stains appear and the collar grows itchy, your moral shall continue to rise higher and higher. Yes, you may flunk; but you’ll look damn good while doing it.

5. A Purse with the Answers Sewn into It 

Photo: Privileged

Clearly someone has seen Privileged, the underrated American gem that was cancelled in 2009 after one under-watched season, a few too many times. All accessories must be left at the back of the hall, likely for this very reason.

Instead, write the answers down on a piece of paper and memorise it. Students have been using this technique for years without ever being caught.



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