Dear Tutor Who Gave Me a Deadline During Spring Break…
Maxence Fulconis complains.
Actually, screw this. I already wrote a whole essay just to satisfy your sadist tendencies, like hell I’m going to write a letter for you as well.
Yours Sincerely,
Maxence Fulconis (Matriculation Number 150012394)
Word count: 34 (48 including title)
I support this.
(Matriculation number 150012935)