It’s Halloween. Dervish will be there. Put on your sexist Finding Nemo outfit and head over to Kinkell Byre for the spookiest night of the week.
Fashion? Cocktails? Models? Yes.
It’s the only white tie ball on the St Andrews calendar, and it blows every other event out of the water. The only catch: You need to know how to reel.
I know I said this last week, but this shake is literally the greatest thing you’ll try in your entire miserable life so get down to Church Street and order it. I had it yesterday and it was the closest I’ve ever felt to God.
5. I Don’t Know
There’s nothing else happening this week. I’m really struggling right now. Read a book. Go to the beach. Play tetherball. Bring me a smoothie. I’m so hungover.