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Top 5 Things to Do This Week


1. House of Horror 2017: Dreamland

It’s Halloween. Dervish will be there. Put on your sexist Finding Nemo outfit and head over to Kinkell Byre for the spookiest night of the week.

2. Catwalk 2018 : Launch

Fashion? Cocktails? Models? Yes.

3. St Andrews White Tie Reeling Ball 2017

It’s the only white tie ball on the St Andrews calendar, and it blows every other event out of the water. The only catch: You need to know how to reel.

4. Try BlackHorn’s Pumpkin Spice Milkshake

I know I said this last week, but this shake is literally the greatest thing you’ll try in your entire miserable life so get down to Church Street and order it. I had it yesterday and it was the closest I’ve ever felt to God.

5. I Don’t Know 

There’s nothing else happening this week. I’m really struggling right now. Read a book. Go to the beach. Play tetherball. Bring me a smoothie. I’m so hungover.



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